Here are some hilarious signs from transit systems around the world. I’ve left my thoughts on what the sign means, leave your thoughts in the comments.

#1 – Designedly close people may take your valuables

#2 – Run into door that’s closed, smack your face and maybe your "goods" while a girl wonders why you tried to impress her

#3 – If you are a cat, keep your tail outside the train!

#4 – Town of men who are fuxing – go this way –>

#5 – Apparently people surf on trains at the beach

#6 – Don’t worry about watching your briefcase when you play golf on the subway platform

#7 – Don’t worry about the train running your ass over, worry about being shocked from electricity

#8 – Here’s how to suffocate yourself in the event that you have had enough of this subway

#9 – I will never bring a durian on the subway

#10 – Little girls shouldn’t wear hats or they will be thrown over the edge